Valentine's Day Jokes:
Where do vampires go on their honeymoon?
Veinice
What did the almond say to the pistachio?
You're nut so bad you know.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Did you hear about the two cherubs that got married?
They lived harpily ever after.
How does a lemon ask for a hug?
Give me a squeeze.
Why did the couple honeymoon in the artic?
To have a really cool time.
What do bats do on a date?
They just hang out.
What did the Valentine card say to the postage stamp?
Stick with me and we'll go places.
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